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Judy Greenscam

Short Bio:

Oh, Judy.   Very few people in the past 111 years have reached the upper echelons of power Judy Greenscam attained.    No living man/woman is more emblematic of the depraved nature of our global economic prison.   As the architect of much of modern financial infrastructure, she is undeniably responsible for many of the deep structural, ethical and practical problems facing our global economy.   She has always been widely acclaimed for her alleged superior intellect and economic acumen to the point of reverence and even worship amongst the Ancient Clan of Wizards of the Black Arts.   Few observers however, delve into the devious, darker of Judy’s many personalities.  We promised to keep these bio-sheets purely factual, and we will, but Judy does deserve an introduction.   We can guarantee you that every moment you spend perusing the following information will be very worth your while.   Get to know Judy, get to know her friends, we promise, it will shed light on your own condition.  Judy is after-all, nothing but the vacuous shell, the mechanic projected laughter of the puppeteer that rings hollow in the hearts of true men.   But alas, here are the facts, to be followed at the very bottom by a brief farewell.

Following a brief stint as a “clarinet player” and Julliard drop-out, Judy went to New York University where she received an MA in economics in 1950.  Her career would then take off meteorically only four years after when she became Chairman of Townsend-Greenspan & Co, a position she would occupy for 33 years.  As head of her economic consultancy, she became one of the biggest power brokers around.   At various points, she sat on the Board of Directors of the following major companies: Alcoa, JP Morgan, Mobil, General Foods, the Pittston Company, Morgan Guarantee Trust, Capital Cities/ABC and Automatic Data Processing (please think about this for a second, and read up on the relevant links below).     In 1974, she was thrust into public office when Nixon made her Chairman of his Council of Economic Advisers (CEA), a post Ford reconfirmed.   Judy would leave this incredibly prestigious and influential post held during a seminal time in American and global economic developments in 1977, on the same year she finally received her PhD from NYU.   Imagine the prowess – after 20 years of being one of the biggest corporate elites in the US and what must have been a gruelling 3 years as head of the CEA, Judy still had the time to get a PhD.   Only a few years later, Ronald Reagan, who called Judy “the most powerful (wo)man in the world”, appointed her Chairman of the National Commission on Social Security (SS), where she suggested/implemented major changes in SS.   She finally left Townsend-Greenspan, after 33 years at the helm, in 1987.   Even after all of this, her ascent up the power pyramid was only beginning.   She only left Townsend-Greenspan because Reagan nominated him to become Chairman of the Federal Reserve System.

After a near lifetime, 33 years, at the upper echelons of corporate and political power, she then sat on the highest throne of monetary power, the biggest of them all.  She reigned at the Fed, and at the inner sanctorum of the Temple of Black Money Magick, for 19 years.   During his time she was revered as an economic guru, soothsayer, intellectual titan, economic saviour and a true “Maestro” that had finally figured out central banking and eradicated volatility and uncertainty once and for all.   She was also notorious for her technical jargon and mumbo-jumbo with which she consistently bamboozled US Senators, a significant and illustrative phenomenon we have defined as greenscamspeak (look out for it at a policy agency near you!).   During her reign, when people still believed in The Great Moderation, she was credited with finally taming inflation, promoting maximum growth and successfully steering the economy through several serious crises.  Many said Judy was the best central banker of all time; she was bestowed innumerable honors, including the highest honors bestowed on civilians and even amongst certain royalty in the US, the UK, France, Canada, amongst others.     Every single US president since Nixon has lined up to kneel, “face the media”, and kiss Judy’s S-shaped golden ring.    Hers is a life that seems to have been guided by a Dark Invisible Hand, destined to ascend the pyramid of power from the very beginning.    

Since her retirement from the Fed, she has been quite active speaking, writing books, making websites, and as a high level consultant to three behemoth institutions, PIMCO (the largest bond fund), Paulson & Co (the biggest hedge fund) and the Bank for International Settlements (bank to the world’s central banks).   Judy has also come under fire for her role in creating the current credit crisis through a combination of very low interest rates, deregulation, promotion of derivatives, etc.   We contend that Judy’s involvement in shaping the current state of the world runs much deeper than a few “honest” mistakes.   She has been one of the principal architects of our current financial world and understood the nature of the problem better than most since she did effectively engineer it.    She epitomizes the very nature of the system of control in this economic prison, as she smirks at us, with her greenscamspeak, bloated briefcase and endless conundrums.   Just as we have grown existentially tired of this prison, so have we of Judy.    Below are the facts of her life, we reiterate our earnest conviction that it is extremely worth your while to peruse these links, get to know this information, and begin to make plausible deductions.   Beneath this list, we close out with a very timely, appropriate, and deeply convictional declaration against Judy and what she represents.

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Academics:

  • BS – Economics - 1948 – New York University
  • MA – Economics – 1950 – New York University
  • PhD – Economics – 1977 – New York University

Current engagements:

Office:

Corporate Directorships:

Non-Corporate Directorships:

Honors:

Honorary Degrees from:  Harvard, Yale, UPenn, Notre Dame, Wake Forest, Colgate and Leuven (Belgium),

Knokn associates:

  • Rockefeller Family – through JPMorgan & Co, Mobil Corporation, CFR, IIE, Economic Club of New York, amongst many others
  • Morgan Family  – through Morgan Guarantee Trust.
  • Rothschild Family – through Her Majesty’s Order of the British Empire, IIE
  • Ayn Rand – Personal love-making

 

And finally, we wish to close out with a heartfelt message to Judy, who may or may not at some point read this.   When searching for words that captured the immense depth of our condemnation of Judy’s role and actions in this world, we were pointed in the most perfect and fortuitous direction by KTJ.    The following words are exactly what we wish to say to Judy, and will repeat on the day we stand on the ashes inside the empty golden sarcophagus of acronyms.   In this story, the Lord Buddha addresses Mara, a demon, and begins by condemning the “squadrons” the demon uses to subjugate humanity:

Your first squadron is Sense-Desires,
Your second is called Boredom, then
Hunger and Thirst compose the third,
And Craving is the fourth in rank,
The fifth is Sloth and Torpor
While Cowardice lines up as sixth,
Uncertainty is seventh, the eighth
Is Malice paired with Obstinacy;
Gain, Honor and Renown, besides,
And ill-won Notoriety,
Self-praise and Denigrating Others:
These are your squadrons, Namuci.

 

Ultimately though Judy, as Lord Buddha once told Mara, and we now repeat to you:

 

Your serried squadrons, which the world
With all its gods cannot defeat,
I shall now break with wisdom
As with a stone a clay pot