Debtor's Prison

Greetings Fellow Inmates and Truth Warriors:

Once again, it has been a long 11 days since we last convened in these hallowed halls.   To you, the faithful readers, it might seem the regularity of our posting has become increasingly erratic, and for that we apologize.   But let us assure you, not a moment goes by when we are not thinking about our prison, economic and otherwise.   Our relative silence for the first month of the Gregorian year has fortunately provided Our Mission with many blessings, and has been partly intentional.     As recent initiates into the Information Superhighway, we have recently begun to utilize a few means of disseminating our Conversations to direct other Inmates to participate.    For this single post, we will not utilize these, and try to remain as Silent as possible.   We only do this because what we have to say is important, and we wanted the faithful to assemble quietly.

There are many of you reading this that have been here from the beginning; when we first gathered nearly a year ago underneath the Platanus occidentalis in The Yard to discuss our prison; some of you were probably here when we made our first attempt to prove that Everything Does Indeed Happen for a Reason (EDIHR).    Well, we are about to give it a Second Go, and this time we intend to follow through.

If any of the above makes any sense to you, then you probably have a deep understanding of our utter contempt for Judy Greenscam.   You might even have begun to realize that she is nothing but a symbol for the depraved nature of our penitentiary system.    The Truth is that We are prisoners on many levels, not only economically.    We have discussed economics because it seems like that’s what most of The Enforcers are concerned with, or at least that at which they are good.    While we certainly dabble on the philospiritual at times, and will again, we promise to stick mostly to economics, on a macro level.  

Our wholehearted compassionate-anger towards Judy has certainly come to a crossroads.   We’ve come to realize that perhaps we have been using our Energy unwisely by being “flippant”, as a ModernMystic recently called Us.  Well Friend, perhaps you are right.    The time for double-entendres is over; not only is greenscamspeak bad for the soul, Judy is not the best-looking of tango partners.  

So, here is the Truth.   This Space has been used as a testing-bed of ideas amongst a select few Friends and the wandering travellers that sat in to participate.    Amongst our most fervent beliefs from Day One have been that EDIHR and Truth Always Wins, as it is The Law.   Rooted in these beliefs, we are 100% fully confident that the ideas are brewing that will finally deal Judy the final ignominious death for which she has been yearning.    We will begin to compile the most succinct, thorough, true, and rational treatise on economics that we are humanly capable of producing.   Though some of the ideas contained in this Prisoner’s Journal are merely notes, there have been some worthy nuggets of wisdom that will make it into the Final Work.  Not only will some bits of staff work be reproduced, but also some readers have already earnt enshrinement in the Book; Discipulus, CM0101, Mr. Petri, Buddha, Teonanacatl and Ramos, to name a few.  

In any case, very strong evidence will be forthcoming once we DEFINITIONISTS deal those ECONOMISTS a swift death.   Surely, we recognize the magnitude of this endeavour, and for that, we are giving ourselves Time.   This forthcoming Volume will be finalized by 12.21.12, a little less than three years from now.   The authorship of the book will be assigned to each correspondent in relevant parts, according to their alphanumeric id here in this prison.   The real author is Truth; hence the names of these parts of the eMouthBrainWikiMachine are unimportant.    If you are reading this message here today, then you will physically receive a copy of the book by 07.11.13 (we will see who you are and find you).   We give Ourselves 7 months to find you only because some of you live off-the-grid in places accessible only by mule.     We sincerely hope that on the day you receive The Book, you will move one step closer to believing in EDIHR.

Surely, it seems like we are the Underdogs, sort of a David and Goliath story.   After al, The Economist camp features such stars as MiltonKeynesSmith.   But, we sure as hell going to try; inmates, after all, have nothing but Time on Their Hands.     In our first attempt to prove EDIHR we made a small wager (which You have yet to claim – hurry!).   In this one, we will make the ultimate wager.   If we do not produce such a Volume on economics and deliver it to You by 11.07.83, we will cease our Work in these hallowed halls.   We decided this because not only is this enough time for us to achieve our Initial Purpose, but also because we know that it will be our Best Effort and ultimately because we get bored studying the theory of scarcity when we would rather be enjoying the reality of abundance. 

How will a band of wholly destitute inmates and brothers stand against such a formidable opponent as Judy, with her 666 talents of gold?   Well, we have Faith than when the Time Comes, 777 Archons of Truth will come to our aid.   Finally, before we resume our study of economics next week with a Series of on-the-field posts from correspondents in China, we Wish to say this.    This Call to Arms is but the beginning of a Series of Missions, code-named Please Help Ireland (Phi).   We strongly urge you to participate not only in the creation of this Volume on economics, but also in the larger mission, whose emblem we BOLDLY reproduce below.   When you see this Judy, be afraid;  We’ll meet you in the Field of Darkness, 777, G;G;G